Einfach nur genial.....ich musste unweigerlich an das review vom Baro denken
Funny stuff
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That made my Day, so far....
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Ich weiß das wäre wieder ein Fall für Too Long Didn´t Read aber ich finds trotzdem Leiwand
The following is a transcript of outgoing company commander Capt. Vince Miller’s change of command speech:
Good morning everyone. I’d normally begin with our unit motto, but
after two and a half years of starting every meeting and discussion with
it, I just don’t think I can stomach it anymore. So I’ll say good
morning like a normal human being.I should probably thank my battalion commander for the opportunity to
command this company over the last few years, in both combat and
garrison, but I think I’d rather go out into the parking lot and key his
car for saddling me with the greatest collection of idiots,
malingerers, and criminals that have ever walked the face of this earth.You’ll notice my wife and daughters aren’t here sitting in the
audience today. That’s because Sheila left me six months ago when I had
to skip our 10th anniversary trip to Jamaica so I could come in on a
Sunday for unit PT, since one of you dipshits decided to go out and get
his third DUI.I wasn’t allowed to go to marriage counseling last year when our
relationship was on the rocks because the commander had said that
soldiers were the priority. So instead I gave my slot to Private
Steadman and his former prostitute wife who he met on R&R in Brazil
the month prior. Once they got back, she took all his money and Steadman
killed himself. So thanks for that.Do any of you morons have any clue how much paperwork it causes when
you blow your sad little heads off? At least have the courtesy to go
AWOL first. But for fuck’s sake don’t come back for at least 30 days so I
can drop you off my books and let someone else deal with the meatsack
of failure that is your existence.This would now be the part of the speech where I talk about our
glorious combat achievements. Too bad, there’s nothing glorious about
walking around Afghanistan for 12 months finding IEDs with your feet.
Now I’m deaf in one ear, have almost a pound of shrapnel in my ass, and
occasionally I wake up screaming for no fucking reason. But you know
what? That doesn’t make me a goddamned hero. That was the worst part
about coming back. Not my empty home, empty bed, or shattered
dreams. No, it was listening to you fuckwads thump your chests and talk
about how badass you all were. Did any one of you actually get a
confirmed kill over there? One?I didn’t think so.
So in closing, let me say this. Thank you for the countless weekends I
lost with my daughters because I had to deal with your trivial
bullshit. Thank you for the two suicide investigations that forced me to
cancel training events I’d planned for almost a year. And most
importantly, thank you for the dishonesty, poor accountability, and
outright theft of almost two million dollars in equipment, which is why I
won’t be receiving another paycheck until February.May God smite you all with the power of a thousand suns, and your souls be condemned to Hell for eternity.
And to the incoming commander. Good luck and God bless you for making such terrible life choices.
There’s a bottle of scotch in the third drawer of my desk. You’re going to need it.
I hate you all.
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013…ander-hate/#ixzz2mbCYkMC2
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Einfach nur genial!!!
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WTF
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Whisky Tango Foxtrott!
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fürs nächste mal lenti?
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A wengerl böse
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WIE GEIL IST DAS TEIL
Die "NERF Nuke"
Leider etwas teuer mit ~100USD
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Ich hab gestern wieder Fallout 3 installiert und das Teil braucht einen "rock it Werfer"
Einfach geil